Yeah but can you imagine:
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows
Has a nice ring to it
ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN
JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT
ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE
NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE.
ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION
IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN
BRB DYING OF LAUGHTER
OMG I SAW A PRINTSCREEN OF THIS SO MANY TIMES AND I FINALLY THE ORIGINAL POST APPEARED ON MY DASH AND I AM SCREAMING
Yeah I’m totally elsa kids come on over
I can’t breathe, this is so friggin cute
Like you don’t understand okay I was trapped for an hour on the second floor of the con with hundreds of children and their parents because everyone thought I was Elsa
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like the khaleesi like The mother of dragons?
I was cosplaying dany I was mistaken for Elsa and wound up at a nine yr old girls birthday party this was the best day of my life
I thought she was Kalesi…
YES I WAS COSPLAYING KHALEESI
I WAS HOWEVER MISTAKEN ON AN ENORMOUS SCALE FOR ELSA OF ARENDELLE BY HUNDREDS OF SMALL CHILDREN AND THEIR MOTHERS
well you didnt have to use caps lock…
I AM DAENERYS STORMBORN, THE UNBURNT, OF THE HOUSE TARGARYEN, FIRST OF MY NAME; QUEEN OF MEEREEN; QUEEN OF THE ANDALS, THE RHYNAR, AND THE FIRST MEN; LADY REGNANT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, PROTECTOR OF THE REALM, KHALEESI OF THE GREAT GRASS SEA, BREAKER OF CHAINS, AND MOTHER OF DRAGONS
AND I WILL USE CAPS LOCK IF I SO PLEASE
keep your friends close and your miroslav klose
That joke is Lahm
You’re right. Schurrle I could have thought up a better joke…
lol You guys are so Durm
We gotze to find a new hobby…
these jokes are so Low I can’t even…
We’ve got to find something Neuer to talk about
Guys i think we have Kross the line
If you joined us late, that scoreboard is correct
THE BBC COMMENTATOR JUST NOW (via manuelfrickinneuer)
Finally, some good advice from Cosmo
Outside England ‘s Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, it’s parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were £1.40 for cars and £7 for buses.
Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn’t show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent.
The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo’s own responsibility.
The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee.
The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll.
Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy … is a man who’d apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about £560 per day — for 25 years.
Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over 7 million pounds … and no one even knows his name
I need to that ..
Source: Benefits of a Bilingual Brain.
There’s a theory that bilingual people have stronger executive control. They are constantly making the decision in their head between which language to choose, and the executive control makes that decision. As a result, the theory suggests that executive control is somehow strengthened or even rerouted to be more efficient. Executive control controls a host of other things in the brain - it’s kind of like the control room for the higher-order thinking that makes us human, like planning and judgment. For this reason (according to the theory) bilinguals are better (according to evidence) at abstract thinking, symbolic reasoning, inhibition of inappropriate actions, more attentional control, greater creativity, greater cognitive flexibility, better filtering of sensory information, and more. All of that leads to things like being better in academics (all subjects, even math) and having better career opportunities.
In short, learn a second language because being bilingual is freaking awesome.
introducing friend to your fandom
THIS IS TOO ACCURATE OH MY GOD
The fire in the eyes is also very accurate XD
I can;t even